It’s all fun and games the day you meet that special boy. Then you have sex and he knocks you up.

The two of you are thrilled.

You are starting a family.

This is what happens before, during and after giving birth and there is no telling what you are going to read here. It could be about bowel movements, engorged breasts, robotic speech, lack of sex drive, increased sex drive, and every thing that you never knew and that not even your best girlfriend would tell you.

Well, I am not your best girlfriend.

I’m a mom. I’m a mess. And I am hear to tell you what you should have been told long before your high school boyfriend felt you up in the back of his Camaro after the prom.